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'anyone' as long as they only live in the united states. What a crock of shit.

The wall of dead bodies.

Yet another USA-exclusive.

Fuck that.

You're being pretty generous referring to him as a 'comedian'.....

She sounds like the hardcore religious type - he probably pressed it three times and upon hearing "666" the mother thought it was possessed by Satan or something.

"Guess we were trying to be just a little too clever."

What? They were weren't being even remotely clever about it - the fact that it was retarded and patronising was the whole problem. Christ.

.... and then the kids will start eating pills and Pac Man will be banned for promoting drug use.

Guinness. I went out for the night and didn't quite get round to eating anything beforehand.

3 own one already, 6 more are getting one over the next 2 months.

Has to be the wireless headset.