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Gareth

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Which is it, Sony? "Blu-ray is dead!" or "Long live Blu-ray!"?

Oct 4th 2006 9:52AM (Joystiq)
Hey Toby, thanks for the links - these sites look very good. Bye Joystiq.

Which is it, Sony? "Blu-ray is dead!" or "Long live Blu-ray!"?

Oct 3rd 2006 7:48PM (Joystiq)
Jesus Christ Joystiq is getting worse and worse. Vlad, just what the fuck are you smoking? Please quit.

I'd like to start a list of alternative sites:

Eurogamer - biased towards Nintendo and forums populated by the most stupid people alive, but informative news and pretty up-to-date.

kikizo.com - I love this site. Hi-def images, movies and seemingly impartial news (so far!) mean that this site will most probably be replacing Joystiq as my favourite place for gaming news.

Does anyone have any others? Preferably with RSS feeds?

Gears of War previewed

Oct 3rd 2006 6:37AM (Joystiq)
What makes me laugh is that while all you bitches are whining about the look of the characters not being realistic because the heads are a little too small compared to the bodies, you seem to have accepted that an equally-beefy alien race has been living deep inside the planet for years and has risen after a fictional human war without question. You've accepted the latter as you realise that this is a game - it's not real. Yet you whine like stuck pigs that the characters aren't real. Just wtf?

Go and get laid.

Kutaragi on Sony's competition: "We don't care." [update 1]

Sep 30th 2006 4:53PM (Joystiq)
Pulse, I really doubt his opinion on Japanese people comes from the poor Xbox sales in Japan. If I'm brutally honest, I really doubt he gives a fuck about it - most normal people in this world have far more important things to worry about than how Microsoft's products are selling.

It's also a joke to accuse people who state that Americans have no idea how to treat other nationalities of racism. Is it just me or is the USA currently the most hated nation on earth thanks to its bullshit-laden foreign policy? What, am I an anti-American racist who supports terrorism now too? Grow the fuck up. You're pathetic. Just because you don't like the truth it doesn't make it any less true, and it doesn't make the messenger a fucking racist either. It seems that being the most hated nation on earth isn't enough for some of you and you've decided to gun for the title of most stupid nation on earth too - give it a rest for fuck sakes.

News from the future: DS outsells Wii this holiday (in Japan)

Sep 30th 2006 9:17AM (Joystiq)
Always makes me wonder why people sign their messages when their name is already plainly visible in the line right beneath.

Either people love seeing their name on the internet or I guess they don't pay much attention to the format of the posts.

TGS: Ridge Racer 7 demo attracts loyal fan

Sep 24th 2006 9:00AM (Joystiq)
> My guess is that it a simple overheating issue due to the amount of time that these systems are on. I'm sure that like the PS2 which is only supposed to be played in 1 to 2 hour sittings, that the PS3 shouldn't be played all day.

Recommended gaming session times to save your eye-sight and boost your health are one thing. The machine switching itself off because it's overheated after being on for longer than 2 hours is another.

Gizmondo's Colors uses prison sex as game mechanic

Sep 19th 2006 4:51AM (Joystiq)
> The guys at Lost Levels got their hands, by nefarious means we presume, on a never-released title for the console and now have an "exclusive" review of the Gizmondo's would be killer-app, Colors.

It's freely available for download from any Gizmondo-related site, along with a shedload of other non-released games - some almost complete, some early alpha/beta stage.

Penny Arcade responds to our "hideous editorial," misses the point [update 1]

Sep 15th 2006 4:36PM (Joystiq)
Hey Steve Roger, I don't mean to be pedantic but with all the arguing in here, could it hurt to stick another boot in?

> I could care less

Clichés are especially prone to scrambling because they become meaningless through overuse. In this case an expression which originally meant "it would be impossible for me to care less than I do because I do not care at all" is rendered senseless by being transformed into the now-common "I could care less". Think about it: if you could care less, it means that you care some. People who misuse this phrase are just being careless.

Now back to lynching the author!!

Penny Arcade responds to our "hideous editorial," misses the point [update 1]

Sep 15th 2006 4:28PM (Joystiq)
> I'd get the shitmobile because I could just repaint it for $5,000 and save $15,000 and literally have the same product.

I'd really like to see you replace the Enzo's seats alone for that much, let alone the bare-metal paintjob you'd need to get the car's colour truly identical. Nice try though, which is more than what I can say for the moron author of this absolutely pointless article.

Penny Arcade responds to our "hideous editorial," misses the point [update 1]

Sep 15th 2006 4:07PM (Joystiq)
> You are going to buy a new pair of shoes. You come to a store and see the pair you want for $60 even. While in the store you notice that the same pair are listed at $59.99. Would you really walk across the street to save a penny on a 60 dollar item? Maybe. But what if you were buying a car and it was $20,000 and the one across the street is 19,999.99?

That's good DoomFrog, but his argument is even worse than that - we have a white Wii costing X and an orange one (if memory serves) costing Y, but they're exactly the same otherwise. He says people will buy the white one because it's cheaper.

So, I'm in a Ferrari showroom and I'm ready to drop 150,000 on an Enzo. It's in classic Ferrari red with cream seats and red piping. Just as I'm about to hand over the cash the salesman tells me they have a brown one with green seats and orange piping for sale for a whole 20,000 less. Exactly the same except for the colours. Am I going to save myself a whole 20,000 and buy the shit-mobile like this idiot predicts or am I going to pay the extra 20 and drive out of there in the red one like someone who isn't a fucking idiot?

I think the answer's pretty obvious to be honest.

A shame Joystiq has people who are too stupid to see that working for them and posting bullshit articles all over the place.

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