Viper13007

Samuel L. Jackson. Just so I could here him say, "They ate me, F*cking zombies ate me."

You're as funny as the Pee Wee Christmas Special.

It would make the perfect addition to my bar.

My recliner is deadly comfortable. PS3 is my platform of choice.

Lately I have been drinking Arnold Palmers (Half lemonade/Half Ice Tea)

Crucio

I would make one with lots of hills and sharp turns to keep people constantly guessing what awaits them ahead.

Wow. This looks terrible. Why did they even bother wasting their time?

Incinerate. Starting stuff on fire with a flick of your wrist would be sweet.

That was awesome. 12:11 all hell broke loose. Now there is just static and the occasional Emergency Broadcast that there was an incident at the Cashmere and everyone should return to the safety of their homes.