Cap'n Walrus

@sigma8 Nobody here ever seems to mention the fact that all Facebook games and apps make money through the selling of your information to other companies. Facebook doesn't do this, as they make money through ads, but the only source of profit for companies like Zynga is through selling your information, though some do sell in game currency. Additionally, these companies can get your information through your friends who use said games or applications, unless you turn that off in your security settings, which you should probably do right now.

@EchoX860 Surprisingly, a lot of people actually like the planet they live on. Shocking, I know.

@TheHungryPanda Yeah, totes saw this coming.

Wow, you really want to make that point, don't you?

I'd attempt to write a song, hit a difficulty, and give up.

@Zertoss Get it, and go really far forward in time. The universe will end, and a new, identical one will come to be afterwards. Then give HL3 to me.

@unknownwarrior33 We have, but this has given us a spark. I hope this is what the bros. have been working on this whole time.

I spent the whole time reading this thinking he was the director of Red Dead Redemtion dissing on motion controls. Either way, it's funny.

No Mac?! WTF?

@Voshempa Three words: Super Mario Bros.