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I've been playing FFXIII at work (i have a great job, i know) but my monitor adds a digital hiss to the sound, so if i win i would play FF w/o the hiss. I would call you, Kevin, and sweet-talk you to sleep each night, and I would listen to Astral Plane by Johnathan Richman.

Got the game, but it continuously crashes at the loading screen. Feature, maybe?

HABERDASHER! It would have a bow tie around the hilt, and I would sheath it in a tweed scabbard.

Nyse! NASDAQ!

I'll always remember my three-way with David Bowie and Mick Jagger.

Legalize it! And by "it" i mean counterfeiting money. But that would really just make inkjet cartridges the new currency of the country.

Legalize it!

I'd show it to my grandma in heaven - just to rub it in that heaven's not all it's cracked up to be.

I use a moleskin and my brain.

The economic crisis has created a shortage of dirty dishes, leading to being laid-off at my job as a busser.