John

Halo: CE. Best. Game. Ever.

Let me win please to see if BioShock can take it's crown

Joystiq is awesome and so is BioShock. This is a respectful comment. Oh yea T-shirts rock!

This is a generic first person shooter made by the Devil himself! When opening the box you will be treated to a swarm of insects, that sting you in the face without mercy. There is no soundtrack to the game, just the sound of pigs being slaughtered over and over again. When you finish the game, which is only 4 hours long the Devil has a surprise for you. He RRoD your 360 and will take your frist born. The game is Evil...EVILLL!!!

This is also the sequel to xbox classic Drake of the 99 dragons.....Be very afraid!

You will contract BioShocktivitis, this is were you will become a sloth form for the length of the game. Symptoms include resting snacks on the chest, putting a drink between your legs for extended periods of time, insomnia, and weight gain. An advanced symptom is, stabbing a friend with a turkey baster while repeating the line "He's and angel Mr.Bubbles.", and telling everyone your friend has ADAM in him.

I like shocking a splicer, and then wapping him in the face with my monkey wrench of justice!

Those little sisters creep the heebie jeebies outta me

Good Luck everyone!

This is a generic first person shooter made by Osama Bin Ladin himself. Upon opening the box you will be treated to the Hanson song "Mmm-bop", who also provided the games soundtrack. Not to mention the game is doused in stetson cologne for men. Putting this disk into your 360 will cause a Terrorist Boy-band Moltov cocktail and instantly kill your 360 and your first born. I warn you my friends do not be excited about this game!

I particularly like the part when King Leonidas tells Ephialtes why he can not fight with them. How Leonidas explains how the phalanx formation works. It's just so powerful, how he wants to fight so bad and can not.

Hey PS3 fanboys, have fun with Super Rub-a-dub till Killzone 2 comes out. Oh and go back and play Killzone see how fun the gameplay was. I don't care how pretty KZ is if it plays like hell (like the first one) graphics won't matter.

Three! I don't wanna be left out of the fun! I need Gears of War!

Sevendust "Rumble Fish"