Mr. Scolex

Killing zombies?

Totally badass.

Killing zombies to the song Astro Zombies by the Misfits?

Even more badass.

Gotta keep moving, though, so a boombox is right out. Headphones it is!

Re-entering.

Like I said before, the only correct answer is dildos, and the reasons are pretty obvious.

Dildos. Because even if I didn't manage to hurt anyone with them, or if I missed, they would still have the humiliation of having dildos fired at them.

Loaded Dice perk.

Gives me incredible luck with all games of chance. Including this contest. Right now. Wink wink.

I like green the best, because acid is epic.

More importantly (to me, anyway, since I plan on getting this on the Wii), is that Splash Woman in the beat the game achievement? I believe it is - and those other ones look suspiciously like the other currently unshown robot masters.

Didn't the whole update leak a few days ago? Why is it so surprising that somebody ventured into that section and took screenshots?

For the record, when I made this post, that screen didn't exist, nor did any indication of such. To call me out on it when this didn't show up until three months after I made the post is a bit unfair.

Also, why are you all the way back here? Don't tell me you ran through the archives just to point this out?

You didn't ask them if you could retain the look of the old dashboard while still getting the new features? That's what I really wanted to know...

That's it. My new favorite word is now "betwattled".