Dman

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Joyswag: The Dishwasher Dead Samurai [update]

Apr 3rd 2009 11:49AM (Joystiq Xbox)

To get dirty dishes clean you crack the jaw off of your old neighbor next door, fill it with palmolive, and use his/her tongue to do the work

(Not?) April Fools: Red Faction Guerrilla gains 'Ostrich Hammer'

Apr 2nd 2009 9:31AM (Joystiq)

OMG I am buying this game if it includes the ostrich, if it doesn't.....well then they don't have my money secured...

TAKE THE HINT AND KEEP THE FKN OSTRICH!!!!

Billboard: Rock Band to have 'as many as 5000' tracks available this year

Jan 28th 2009 10:56AM (Joystiq)

I remember a couple of the horrible songs in World Tour. I bought the game to play music in my language, not some horrible tie in tracks that they probably got from that group that released the horrible spanish track pack on GH3, and yet I get a handful of foreign tracks (mostly spanish and i think 1 french).....

Thanks Activision for doing to GH what you did to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater's series of epic fails....