duknuz

My game room smells like whoop-ass from the beatings I lay down in SFIV.

Why even bother with a fanboy war? Ever since the days of Sega vs Nintendo we all know that nobody really wins these things.

The first post I see is by Mayor McCheese. I'd eat his nicely grilled brains, bun and all.

I'll guess one year max.

Sometimes you're not funny. That being said, I'm still amazed that they thought a gun lamp would be a smart thing to give away.

I'd want one to put it next to the clock on my wall that has been set to 7:15 for the past 6 years now.

The real reason I didn't get this game is because it is not Super Street Fighter, Heavy Rain, Bayonetta, Need for Speed or Gran Turismo 5.

If I won a guitar I would sharpen one edge of it, and make myself a costume so I could handle some low level villans alongside Luke Cage. My persona: Metalhead.

Dangerous piece of furniture? A chair that one of my larger friends sat in and broke. Twice. It creaks whenever you so much as LOOK at it.

That being said, wood glue is pretty nice. Also I only own a PS3.

The spy would use the touch screen as a reflector, defeating government laser tripwires allowing him to grab sensitive documents.

Or, he could just use the iTouch to download them. I hear there's an app for that.