demoweasel

Why would Mega Man become pregnant after absorbing Baby Man's power? Wouldn't it have made more sense if he had absorbed Mother Man's power?

@Jennacide It'd be like those Lost in Blue games, only with more explosions and a guaranteed bad ending.

@insaniak They're talking about the comments within the article itself.

I can only imagine that looking at a 3D TV screen through the screen on the Wii U controller will make even the most soundly-constructed head explode.

http://www.brandonbird.com/lno_color.html

No interactive coloring book, no sale.

I find it kind of baffling that No Cash Value manages to make it into the WWW as consistently as it does.

Man, the guy playing Guitar could have saved the drummer!

Ghoul Patrol is practically worse than Zombies Ate My Neighbors in nearly every conceivable way. You know how a lot of people complain about how the color in modern games is all a bunch of boring grays and browns? Well, Ghoul Patrol was way ahead of its time because it takes all of the color that was in its predecessor and replaces it with those same grays and browns.

At the same time, the game suffers from over-animation. ZAMN was a very fast-paced game and the minimalist character animation fit in with how quickly everything in the game moved. Ghoul Patrol is like ZAMN run through molasses. It somehow manages to feel way more slippery at the same time, too.

The biggest problem I have with Ghoul Patrol is that it isn't any fun when compared to ZAMN. The B-movie horror setup is completely gone, replaced with a Ghostbusters ripoff that has none of the charm of the original, and the game in general is just boring.

If you're a fan of ZAMN and are thinking of checking Ghoul Patrol out, save your eight dollars for something else.

@No Kill Tayler

You have to press the circle button to separate the larger locoroco into smaller locorocos.

You have to use the circle button too, though.