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spacemonkey

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Capcom oblivious to RE5 control complaints, apparently

Feb 24th 2009 7:28PM (Joystiq)
for me the main control has to do with the game design and by extension the controls. it's fairly evident that the game uses the re4 engine with some tweaks. but the whole thing feels kinda like let's pump out the new 09 edition for quick profit. the core engine is basically the same. they added more suspense (aka faster zombies) BUT the whole thing is flawed. the zombies slow down to a literal stop when near you to compensate for your lack of character mobility. it is literally broken. the game has taken a more action oriented pace. some people hate it, some love it. so in essence it's not the same re as it was in part 2/3. i liken it to having face buttons (square, triangle, cross, circle) for your X and Y axis. sure it worked when controls didn't have analog sticks but nowadays it just won't cut it. but fanboys insist that we keep it that way because it's always been that way.

makes sense to me...
and to capcom:
No where in your rambling incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Takeuchi says Resident Evil 5 demo reached 4 million downloads, addresses other concerns

Feb 23rd 2009 9:56PM (Joystiq)
so basically this re is one giant turd of a QTE. enemies run at you then suddenly stop/slow down enough for you to input the proper button actions (shooting) and if you fail you take damage and/or die.

run-run-run-STOP-[waiting for user input]-user inputs missed shots-zombie eats face

run-run-run-STOP-[waiting for user input]-user inputs head shot[s]-zombie dies

damn you designers! i still like street fighter bi-yoches! (cept for the dlc bs)

free is better!

Joystiq interviews Capcom's Seth Killian at Street Fighter IV launch party

Feb 17th 2009 8:29PM (Joystiq)
i bought the game. i went to the gamestop and the dude was trying to treat me like a chump. saying i could buy it only if i reserved another game. so i walked to the other side of the mall and picked it up at the other game stop. dude even offered me a collectors edition if i wanted it. (my mall has 2 gamestops in it)

Joystiq interviews Capcom's Seth Killian at Street Fighter IV launch party

Feb 17th 2009 3:04PM (Joystiq)
i am thinking about buying this game, should i?

'Dead to Rights: Retribution' details, screens revealed

Feb 16th 2009 3:31PM (Joystiq)
can you make the dog bite people in the balls?

Revel in OXM's Brutal Legend cover story

Feb 11th 2009 8:29AM (Joystiq)
well it's 5:30 Am and i can't sleep

...so i made some ps3 wallpapers

[img=http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3535/legend01jw2.jpg]
[img=http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8325/legend02ps8.jpg]

i hope i did it right

The Resident Evil 5 FAQ

Feb 10th 2009 10:36PM (Joystiq)
all ww2 games are racist because you kill nothing but slants and krauts!

i is logikal!


and i hear jill makes a cameo professor light style and gives you the ability to aim while walking....and a dragon punch!

The Resident Evil 5 FAQ

Feb 10th 2009 9:58PM (Joystiq)
i'm a little hazy here. please refresh my memory.

was wesker the one who could walk and shoot at the same time!?

Revel in OXM's Brutal Legend cover story

Feb 10th 2009 8:09PM (Joystiq)
is there a hires version of the drawing so i can us it as my ps3 wallpaper?

when i saw the pic i thought guitar hero was going for a 3rd person game

The Resident Evil 5 FAQ

Feb 10th 2009 7:56PM (Joystiq)
wtf are you talking about? the american psn store has a demo and it has an american release date of smarch or something. i played the us demo and i'm pretty sure it has voice chat

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