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Don't forget..the SS demo BLEW compared to the whole game. Still confused as to why they released a demo like that. It almost made me not buy the whole game. Glad I did. It's friggin incredible.

What a bunch of idiots. If this is NOT a Twisted Metal game, Sony are a bunch of morons. Everyone wants it. It's the only game the will MAKE me buy a PS3 and Black moved a hell of a lot of units. Why not? Give us what we all want, you friggin dipwads!!

The funny thing about Split Second is that after you play it for a while you realize that getting "used to" the power plays actually ENHANCES the game. When you're just starting they are all damn cool because you haven't seen them before, but once you start to memorize them and know when and where they occur, the strategy inherent in the game comes out and you know exactly when to set them off to smash your opponents as well as when to get ready to avoid them. The feeling of nervousness when you are coming up to a big powerplay and hoping no one behind you sets it off is AWESOME and it happens track after track, lap after lap. This game is ridiculous FUN and almost unbearably hilarious online.

Don't worry, Hysteria is NOT the Def Leppard song. That would go against Rock Bands policy of putting FRIGGIN nothing from the 80s on their damn game. Oh..and their policy of releasing DLC from the same damn bands over and over and over again. Someone shoot me.

Fishy...fishy...fishy..fish. Wheeeeeere did the fishy go? Did it go where I did put it??

Most atmospheric game...EVER.

Whoops! Some say nazis, others say radioactive geese, but Bioshocks original premise was a little more how do we say...."saucy?". Referred to in development only as "Biocock", it told the tale of a visionary by the name of Harold Reems who created a sexual Utopia..or at least tried to. Although it started off well, this sexually free environment was soon ravaged by STDs and preganancies. Eventually, blond women named "Jenna" were tasked with going around and sucking out the life force from citizens, while being protected by huge lumbering "hedgehogs" that were affectionately known as "Really Big Daddys". Don't bother with this new censored aquatic version. It may play well at Wal Mart, but it pales in comparison to the original idea.

OK...here we go. This is the point where you all read this and think...."what an idiot fanboy". BUT....somehow, some way, even though you don't know me from Bob, you're going to trust me on this one. Despite the fact that so far it has appeared on No One's List, FAR CRY PREDATOR is the single funnest time you can have on XBOX LIVE right now. Haven't you ever had a game that just rocked you to the core, but for some reason, everyone else didn't get exposed to it? I'm tellin you guys...trust me on this one. The fast paced game play...the awesome modes(seek and secure in particular)..the map editor, the vehicles...for heaven's sake...grab your XBL buddies and just all rent the damn thing for a night or two...it's the most underrated, deep, balls out, fantastic game available right now.

Just give it a shot...you don't know what you're missing. Btw, this is from a guy who has played almost everything on XBL from the original Green Machine to the 360.


Stop depriving yourselves!!!!!

1. FAR CRY PREDATOR
2. GHOST RECON ADVANCED WARFIGHTER
3. COD 2