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FFVI crazed

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Nintendo's new Zelda falls flat

Nov 13th 2006 4:04PM (Joystiq)
my name says it all: im a nintendo: addict, freak, fanboy(boi)whore,stalker, you name it, i am. I just would like to say that that article, though an extensive waste of my time, proved to be most entertaining; not because the article itself was funny, but because of all the replies it got from other nintendo whores like me have posted. Yes, i agree with the others that the blogger should chop off his dick (if a girl, tear off her clit and eat it with a diet coke) for making such atrocious and ill-educated comments about ZTP, but on the other hand, i give him/her the traditional spartan kudos for being able to generate so much hate (im so jealous). one thing is for sure, the zelda series rose to a level so high, other games are not worthy, (legally) to compare to it. and without further digression, i give you my nintendo whore rant:

OMFGWTF ZTP PWNZRX!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneone one hundred eleven million one hundred eleven thousand one hundred and eleven

you cant read the signs on the game? then i suggest you do thumb excersises so pressing the "a" button won't be such a strenuous maneuver everytime you need to enquire a sign for information.

oooooh an the colors aren't pretty? oh, yea, lets just neglect the aesthetic value of the game: bright 5 year old girl colors will perfectly suit the toneand mood of the gameplay and story about hyrule's darkest hour, brown is poop color, and nobody likes poop color (btw if you dont get my comment it means you're an idiot like the horse your mother fucked to concieve you and im being sarcastic)

and to give a fair shake for Wii games in the future, i agree that you cannot compare it with other next gen consoles, yes i DO think it should be compared to everything prior to next gen; all the games that made the PS3 and XBox360 what they are, because all the other's aren't gonna get better. For Xbox, its going to be a repitition and dopplegangers of games that have worked for the xbox: (halo................thats it) and for PS3, their a little more competent so their gonna copy Nintendo down to the last circuit board (as if they didn't do that already)

oh, btw, Nintendo Wii's engine is a dissappointment? then i suppose you love the drudgery of sitting half slipping on your couch, half eyes opened, mouth hanging, drooling, stationary excitement of moving your thumbs. In other words you call yourself a gamer but you scourn at a port because of inferiority of a game's graphix, you overlook at the innovative mechanism that allows you to immerse yourself into the game even more? The way i see it, a gamer is a gamer, not a demographic subject to prices or one who limits her/himself to one genre of game or console, he/she accepts anything that is a game, regardless of graphics, as long as the premise brings about joy to onself. I am not a gamer, just a person who likes to play video games, but you sir, on the other hand are and by throwing misleading, bias reviews, is not only insulting to the gaming community, but is also a shameful harassment to it. I suggest that if you think the game sucks, find a better objection.

p.s. thank you for giving my so much fuel

and now, its time for me to generate some hate: jesus hates Elder scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Final Fantasy III gameplay footage

Jul 28th 2006 11:45AM (Joystiq)
oh man oh man, i remember FF series became really good at around 2, and VI was so frickin outstanding so im guessing that JAPFF3 will be really good... one thing that really threw me off was that whole FF3 of japan and engrish thing....
im not sure how accurate this article was, but apparently, Squenix (learned it on this thread and i will now and forever call it that) is gonna release every FF game on the ds up to VII (or prior to.... im not sure) but i've read that they WANT to or have plans to do that, and whether its gonna be in 3d (which i hope) or not (which is ok) is still up for questioning.... no news about a CT remake, but THAT WOULD BE FRICKIN SWEEEEEEEET and as for dragon quest..... meh..... and they NEED to release the MOTHER 1+2 for the GBA out in AMERICA!!!!

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