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Cousin Kyle

Member since: Feb 13th, 2009

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New Aliens vs. Predator trailer says it's about story, actually about gutting

Dec 23rd 2009 2:17AM (Joystiq)
Jesus tap dancing Christ! That was fucking fantastic!!! I am preordering it tomorrow!!! I thought i was ganna be bad freakin ass, but THAT trailer just shoved the godd amn nail right through the coffin!!! God bless you SEGA!! God bless you for finally bringing me a new AvP game!!! I got the freakin chills when I heard the Alien scream!!! The article from GameInformer was right!!! You guys do love and care about "Aliens" the movie, to where you went out and got alll those wicked sound effects! I cant fuckin wait damn it!!! I truly hope its a badass as it looks, please dont let me down guys!!!

"You always were an asshole Gorman...BOOM!!!"

UFC Undisputed 2010 trailer reminds us of MJ, makes us sad

Dec 13th 2009 10:32PM (Joystiq)
Is it just me or does this look shitty? F**king THQ man...I WISH! ea would have gone with the UFC a long time ago, instead now these a@@holes THQ have it once again. The graphics look EXACTLY like 2009, so they couldnt of improved on that huh. Well heres hoping that they at least made the hits look more realistic. As in the head bouncing around as its getting a little ground and pound. And heres another hoping that the idiots over at THQ have a better replay system, as well as online!!! So if Im playing some b**ch and knock him the f**k out, he doesnt get to just pull out the ethernet cord so he wont be tagged with a loss, and be able to get away with that s**t....Nevertheless...F**K YOU THQ!

Aliens vs. Predator multiplayer trailer watches your back, stabs it

Nov 28th 2009 6:10AM (Joystiq)
"Look, man, I only need to know one thing - where...they...are."...Yeah baby bring it! I cant wait for this one! "We're on an express way to hell, going down!" To quote the Nature Boy, Woooooooo!!!

PlayStation Blog: now with more Spanish!

Nov 23rd 2009 9:10PM (Joystiq Playstation)
Lmao! Yeahh booooyyyyy! Lou 4 Pres! "The took er ((our)) jobs!"

Select GameStops in NY, OH and PA selling Modern Warfare 2 already [update: Activision responds]

Nov 8th 2009 8:34PM (Joystiq)
lmao! awesome article! mother F'ers! F the northeast damn it, that sucks balls!! I should just go jack one...F the wait@!

Latest Aliens vs. Predator trailer shows strengths of the former

Oct 16th 2009 5:21PM (Joystiq)
Wait, I dont get it, why are you saying "X-Box here I come"...?? What makes you so certain its going to be better on the box?

Infinity Ward: Modern Warfare 2's co-op 'broke the cinematic experience'

Oct 15th 2009 9:13PM (Joystiq)
What a f**kin douche! Who the f**k cares what you think you a**hole! Its what WE WANT THAT MATTERS! I dont give a rats ass if co-op "really broke the cinematic experience"...You stupid f**k, if I wanted a cinematic experience Id go watch Team America! I want fun! I want explosions that I set off, I want to blow f**kin holes through walls, and buildings! But most importantly, I wanna do all that with a friend or 2!!! I dont care about a single player cinematic experience!!!!!! >.

EA: We would like to see console price cuts this year

Aug 5th 2009 4:29PM (Joystiq)
Why are these game companies asking for system price drops when there f***in games are $65 dollars!? How about you bastards drop your prices down first, you s**ts!!!

Sony: PlayStation Eye can recognize faces -- right now

Jul 16th 2009 10:29PM (Joystiq)
Whats f**kin stupid about the camera is, it wasnt cheap and yet what the F are they doing with it?!?!? Nothing!!! Why cant they make the game makers use it for OUR advantage in games like UFC! When we create our character, have it read our freakin face damn it, so we can then use it on the damn body@!!!!!!!!!

Marvel vs. Capcom 2 hadoukens PSN on Aug. 13

Jul 16th 2009 3:31PM (Joystiq)
Badass! Itd be awesome if they threw in Clank as Ironman in here...Kinda how they throw in special characters for Soul Calibur! "What the F do you mean Clank as Ironman" you MIGHT be asking...this is what I mean...If the link isnt clickable, cop n paste...

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