Apachai

Cool, 500 students using iFart in class.

No combat, huh? At least they didn't put it on rails.

It's a RAIL SHOOTER, for fuck's sake. Calling this game a "guided first person experience" is like calling a janitor a "Facility Manager" or a cleaning lady a "Environment Improvement Technician". Christ.

Decent looking rail shooter, but still a rail shooter.

So overly violent lightgun shooters are the new "in" thing on the Wii now? Jesus christ, seems like the developers are totally confused about the Wii-market. They just jump on every bandwagon that seems like it could make some profit.

This looks so fantastic for a Wii game, shows how lazy other developers are.

Story? Yeah, nice, I guess.

I'm really looking forward to this game, I hope they put a lot of work into the controls. I'm glad they placed so much emphasis on all the tennis legends, the newer stars have no charisma at all. McEnroe, Becker, Borg...how cool is that?

I can't stand gore and violence anymore if it takes itself too serious. I see enough of this shit in the news, it's just not that cool as it was when I was younger.

But I enjoy it in games like HotD Overkill and Madworld, where the gore and the violence add something entertaining to the game. It feels more like a roadrunner cartoon than war correspondence on tv.

Eurogamer really loves playing the party pooper. Giving good scores is sooo uncool and unprofessional...

I must admit, I'm a bit happy now. MOAR OF THAT, Capcom!

I don't feel very happy yet.