SkyCroc

Eau de Emo

Splash Woman is technically the second female robot master. The first one is Virgo, from the insanely obscure, China only game Rockman Strategy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockman_Strategy

Destrega.

No I do mean different monsters, you can't send a Magikarp, take it back and send it again to increase your count. So you'd need 999 different monsters (each one has a different secret ID code) to unlock Mew.

You can send more than one of each monster, like 999 'karps.

I should point out that you can get extra pokemon depending on the number of monsters you transfer over. You can even get a rare Mew if you send 999 different Pokes on the Ranch.

"You can choose to play either as a baby or a babysitter"

Now all I can think of are those adult babies; people wearing diapers 24/7 that'll play this game as a baby and probably get off to that D:

Oh come on, they did this with the gba a few years ago. It's getting old.

Try to look up Luigi videos on YouTube, his Tornado now has some awesome horizontal recovery.

I was surprised that you didn't post Gamestop's unexpected 9.0 review. Now if only I could find a damn copy.