Gozan

>26. It's the perfect bed for bringing home all the fine women...

"You mean your bed is a huge Nintendo?""

And once you get them into the bed:
"Honey, you got to blow it to make it work!"

Somehow I doubt the real Mii will let us get away with designs like these:
http://img436.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mcdslt2.jpg

"I was playing online since I was 10, I was never seduiced by no pedo"

Nice to see even pedos got standards.

Megaton: Amiga games on the VC! (Americans scratch their heads, Europeans piss their pants)

"While it sounds like a challenge, it lacks an important element -- fun."

What did they expect, it's a SquareEnix game...

Or how about "Nintendo's ratio of earnings from DS to drop drastically in the coming months"?

>1. Manga-ish
2. Penny Arcade (at some point in its evolution)
3. Took five minutes to draw.
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You forgot sprite!

What?! Not a single Amiga game? I call shenanigans!

"So thats it. You just generalize the ENTIRE United States of America in one sentence then leave it alone. Billions of people generalized as FPS shooters "

Billions of people! Hahahaha!

Judging by Doom 3, neither is compelling gameplay...