Kendall

You would think at least one of those people in the first pic (walking into the Chattur'gha's mouth) would be like, "yo, what the hell am I doing?" And hightail it off to the right.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Yes, thank you Engadget

Great prize

Thanks Engadget!

Come on, you know you want to pick me Engadget

pick me

I need another controller for multiplayer games

I want a new laptop so bad

I hope I win, please! I want a new phone