gregjagger

Cardboard cutout of Fabio holding a chain rather threateningly, with sweat glistening down his pecks. You think I'm kidding, but this was actually an engagement gift from a buddy in college. We would leave Fabio right outside a bedroom door, in the pantry, or the bathroom, and it would scare the hell out of anyone that walked by. We just brought him out again the other day, and he'll still scare the hell out of you even when you know he's there.

RPGs of the Western Varietah

I remember reading about this game in EGM way back when. It was being touted for its "groundbreaking" enemy AI that shows up in games every other day.

Don't have one, but this computer might help me come up with something.

NOWHERE

I just got married, I think I deserve a wedding gift for my readership over the last few years.

PSP GO! Also, Apocalypse 2 starring Bruce Willis reprising his role as Trey Kincaid, and Justin Long starring as his mac-loving, wise-cracking sidekick. Please Activision?

Owning my own house playing Fable 3 on a gigantic LCD television. Through OnLive of course (though I really hope not).

did i win?

Yes, please.