Matt D. Wilson

RE: Why Gaucho was acting jealous while Scorpiana and Wayne danced.

My take was that it was all an act for her benefit, so it looked like Santiago and Wayne were rivals for her affection. Conning the con-man, as it were.

NINJA: AMERICAN WARRIOR's art style is like if the guy who drew all the old SNK arcade consoles did it with his non-dominant hand.

And the ZOMBIE VS. NINJA cover is everything I love.

Yeah, I was sitting pretty close to where the guy staked out. I saw dozens of people take pictures of him. Luckily, I'm not in any of the ones I've seen.

I assume that costume cost approximately infinite dollars.

I'm having a hard time figuring out what Ms. Marvel wants with a bunch of NBA title rings.

Euge, didn't you see where he said everything in rap is completely unoriginal? He's clearly researched the genre a lot.

But seriously, folks. This mixtape. Amazing.

Megan Fox's attempt at an accent is made all the more concerning by the fact that she's from Tennessee.

That's some good blue screen work they did there.

So these comics, which appear in daily newspapers, will be hilarious months after they run in print and have likely been used as birdcage filler?

The real sadness in comic strips comes from the ever-more-apparent fact that Marmaduke will clearly never learn.