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Valve's Gabe Newell praises Intel's new Core processors as "a game changer"

Jan 7th 2011 2:08PM (Big Download)
whoa whoa whoa! Calm down dudes, pretty sure he's referring to the consoles processor. Ya know, since he's talking about a processor. He's probably referring to how things are computed and piped through the processor (its much more optimized on the consoles.) Or do you guys honestly think that switching to a new processor will cause racist 12-year-olds and shoddy controls to appear?

EA Games head says single-player only games era "is finished"

Dec 8th 2010 3:20PM (Big Download)
but I don't like multiplayer games, does this mean I don't get to play videogames anymore?


this is like saying the comedy-romance genre of movies "is finished" sure not every movie is a comedy-romance, but that doesn't mean it has no place in the entertainment industry!

oh well, at least it wasn't someone who can actually do something about it. It's like when John Carmack said servers were dumb and we should all switch to peer to peer multiplayer...*shudders*

Oddboxx PC collection of all four Oddworld games finally coming this "holiday"

Dec 6th 2010 2:30PM (Big Download)
i've wanted to play strangers wrath and munches for a while, and I wouldn't mind owning the original oddworld games too (I played one of them on my dads old dell pc, but its been nearly 10 years!)

I really hope these are proper ports and they didn't just add PC controls, from how long it's taken, i'm guessing they are.

Waves demo could be released Monday ... if there's enough Twitter followers

Dec 5th 2010 5:45PM (Big Download)
Oh look, another geometry wars clone... Didn't one of these just come out on steam last week?

Survey gauges interest in potential future Assassin's Creed features

Dec 5th 2010 5:30PM (Joystiq)
pffft, only 2 more blades? I say six more, in addition to the ones in your feed also ones in your elbows an knees, and the assassin, instead of having the super power eagle vision, has the super power to turn themselves into a living noodle and attack all 8 targets at once. GET ON IT UBISOFT



/sarcasm if it wasn't obvious enough

Mr. Minecraft is a god in Super Meat Boy

Dec 2nd 2010 10:34PM (Joystiq)
What I would do to balance this out is:

#1: He can only place the amount of blocks he's destroyed

#2: after a (very short) set amount of time, the screen gets dark and creepers, zombies, spiders, and skeletons come out to kill him.

Guy hacks marriage proposal into Earthbound

Dec 2nd 2010 10:23AM (Joystiq)
@DarknessBear: he does, a little bit before the message actually comes up he gets off the couch and kneels down.

Poker Night at the Inventory review: A bad beat

Nov 29th 2010 10:01PM (Joystiq)
@Drakkenfyre: yeah but i'm talking about a rule twist for everyone, or a whole new card game like New Vegas did with caravan. I knew they were probably going to be using Telltale Texas Hold'em as a base, so I'd think they'd add SOMETHING to the game other than new models and sounds on an updated telltale engine.

Poker Night at the Inventory review: A bad beat

Nov 29th 2010 8:39PM (Joystiq)
not to mention this is just pretty much Telltale Texas hold'em 2010. when I preordered it I was expecting MORE than just texas hold'em, maybe some card game rule twists (these characters don't always play by the rules in their own universes) the trailer where Tycho rolling a 20 sided die kind of supported this theory of mine, sadly, I was disappointed.

Activision launches "Murder Your Maker" teaser site

Nov 26th 2010 1:36PM (Big Download)
My bet is Guitar of Duty: Sims Edition.

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