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Ben

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I, for one, welcome our new ant farm overlords

Jan 25th 2007 1:45PM (Engadget)
They shouldn’t call it an Ant Farm, anyway. I bought an “Ant Farm” once, them fellas didn’t grow shit.

School bans tag, other recess games

Oct 18th 2006 3:46PM (Joystiq)
Back in my day we used to play heavy contact games, because we were men! I remember playing batting ribcages. Everyone gets a bat or two-by-four and you hit each other in the ribs. Whoever had the most broken ribs lost. Who ever had the fewest kinda won. The next day we'd be at it again! This, of course, was between the 20 hour shifts at the coal mines. Did I mention that we walked everywhere? Uphill. Always. That's why my generation is full of the toughest sonuvabitches out there, and why your generation is full of pussies who play puss games like "tag."

Engadget's relaunch giveaways: let's start with a Zune

Sep 19th 2006 6:21PM (Engadget)
The Only Moment We Were Alone by Explosions in the Sky.

Touchscreen Starcraft demonstrates how RTS games were meant to be played

Sep 9th 2006 11:12PM (Joystiq)
"Touchscreen Starcraft demonstrates how RTS games were meant to be played"

Take "Touchscreen" out and that statement is still perfectly true. Amazing.

Walt Disney World to start fingerprinting everyone

Sep 1st 2006 11:54PM (Engadget)
Lucky for me I burn off all of my finger prints with acid. Me: 1; Walt Disney: 0.

Readers picks best webcomic (August 20 - 26, 2006)

Aug 29th 2006 6:40PM (Joystiq)
What about the red Sonic?

Overheard at PAX: because "OmegaDethlord" sounds so formal

Aug 26th 2006 1:31AM (Joystiq)
Hey, I named my son OmegaDethlord. Surely I had to slap my wife around a little before she'd let me. Then some of the nurses that saw called the police. Long story short, I had to punch out the docotor who delievered li'l OmegaDethlord. Then I went and got some ice cream. That was a good day.

Civilian-ELROB, the European Land Robot Trial

Aug 24th 2006 11:01PM (Engadget)
Cue the overlord joke.

New Pong wall clock is hot!

Jul 10th 2006 4:19PM (Joystiq)
I don't know why people are down on military time. I'm an American and I've always gone by a twenty-four hour clock. It's more efficient/accurate IMHO. Anyway, that pong clock looks awesome.

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