ArchiGamer

Its never too late, just sign here with your blood, AB+ of course; if you don't have that type, then please give us an organ, preferably the heart. Now here's your rag that you will were, no pockets, stealing is not prohibited. Ok, now here is your 3456 page Employee Handbook, please read it while in your cage.

Now that that's out of the way, come to our office for your mandatory branding, we needed it in case of stealing or acts of escaping of you.

Well, then, I, ArchiGamer Head of Human Resources, welcome you to Wiizers Sweatshop. Please visit us for any help.

DISCLAIMER: I don't help people.

I'm sorry, but any forms of enjoyment are strictly against company policy.

I'm sorry, but we only accept AB+ blood as a form of payment. If employee is unable to give us said blood, we will gladly take a piece of organ as collateral.

I'm sorry, but Human compassion is strictly against company policy, please pay the fine at your local Human Resources representative/sadist/botanist at the companies Piranha plant garden offices.

This is why I hate our company parties.....

Oh, more money.....that's nice.....

Bayonetta, more like Bacon-netta!!



*ba dam pish*

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