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gm914

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Metareview: Duke Nukem Forever

Jun 14th 2011 2:59AM (Joystiq)
The Devs are actually geniuses. Talk about meta.

In the game you can pick up a turd out of the toilet.

Replace the turd with a copy of Duke Nukem Forever (not a big stretch really), and replace the toilet with Gamestop (sounds right keep reading), and just like my 300lb ex-roommate after 'burrito-loco' night, we're going to witness one emotional midnight release....

Metareview: Duke Nukem Forever

Jun 14th 2011 2:44AM (Joystiq)
The Devs are actually geniuses. Talk about meta.

In the game you can pick up a turd out of the toilet.

Replace the turd with a copy of Duke Nukem Forever (not a big stretch really), and replace the toilet with Gamestop (sounds right keep reading), and just like my 300lb ex-roommate after 'burrito-loco' night, we're going to witness one emotional midnight release....

Duke Nukem Forever review: Fail to the King, Baby

Jun 14th 2011 2:41AM (Joystiq)
The Devs are actually geniuses. Talk about meta.

In the game you can pick up a turd out of the toilet.

Replace the turd with a copy of Duke Nukem Forever (not a big stretch really), and replace the toilet with Gamestop (sounds right keep reading), and just like my 300lb ex-roommate after 'burrito-loco' night, we're going to witness one emotional midnight release....

Analyst: GameStop endangered by digital future

Sep 1st 2009 2:13AM (Joystiq)
@CitizenSnips- Have a fuckin' cry pal. We only started taking the piss cause you've got one person sticking pre-orders and fucking useless Game Informer subscriptions down your throat at one store, an Xbox360 fanboy lying to know nothing parents about the joys of having their kid on Live at another, staff busy texting when there are 10 people in line waiting and all the rest. Their staff-hiring practices and training are evidently flawed. If these clueless staff were on the internet you'd be bashing them as noobs, but I guess youre willing to deal with these morons so you can get your special pre-order plastic toy. Not me. Fuck 'em. Hope they go under. Better world for devs too.

Analyst: GameStop endangered by digital future

Aug 31st 2009 5:49PM (Joystiq)
Damn straight. Worst sales staff ever. We asked a clueless counter server if we could pre-order MGS4 for the 360 lol, and she said yes but was upset when her computer couldn't find it. We asked another why there was no DSi games for psp on their shelves and she responded "You'll have to pre-order"LMAO they want to take pre-orders on everything, even things that do not exist!How can these people work in a place in which they have zero knowledge or interest in gaming? Gamestop is just a pawnshop franchise anyway. I'll go in for the comedy, but I'll never drop a dime there...

WRUP: Joystiq Asylum edition

Aug 28th 2009 9:44PM (Joystiq)
Currently playing: youtube. Cause I'm not paying $10 for a lazy 22-minute DLC level of The Force Unleashed. I just Platinum'ed that game too.

Force Unleashed Tatooine level unleashed on Xbox 360, PS3

Aug 27th 2009 8:14PM (Joystiq)
WARNING- this level can be beat in 22 minutes. Thats all there is too. No extra skins/costumes like the Jedi Temple 'pack' had. It looks cool, but $10 is waaay overpriced. And theres still the debacle of Lucas holding the Hoth lvl ransom by denying the fans who have so far bought everything in this game, by making it exclusive to the disc only. If you think Lucas is ripping us off with a 22 minute Tatooine level for $10, how are you going to feel when he's charging you $40 just to see how the story unfolds on Hoth??And I thought EA were smugglers...

GameStop pre-orders new CFO

Aug 25th 2009 4:19AM (Joystiq)
Seems like everything is Q1 2010 now... even jobs!

Gran Turismo 5's cars caught getting crunched on video

Aug 19th 2009 9:17PM (Joystiq)
Fuck I cant have an honest opinion? Confirmed NOT ALL CARS will have damage, confirmed no Porsche, confirmed not all cars have interiors- youre not just a little pissed at this? Bollocks. Blind fanboy if thats the case....

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