Perez Hilton's Dirty, Bruised Butthole.

"That damn thing is ugly to me....

I'm just going to get another Glossy fat model tomorrow....smh"

- ohh shove a fried chicken leg in it! Look at your picture Chris D.! Where do you live? Under a frickin' bridge somewhere in Nigeria? Am I really to believe that you base your entire argument on the fact that the newly released model is not fat or shinny enough for “you and the gang?” I bet if I threw in a real nice SPIT SHINE, I could probably sell you little hoodlums a dead, bloating and rather old goat.