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Nice "Lost In Translation" reference.

Still have to go with Giant Enemy Crabs, though.

For some reason, I see that picture and I hear "What Is Love?" repeating in my head.

Wait, if red is supposed to be an indicator of success, what explains the Philadelphia Phillies, who own the world record for most losses in professional sport?

Metal Gear Solid 4 and Kojima Enterprises do not condone the cool, cool activity called smoking.

And we have a new winner for "Most Likely to Cause Huge Lines at an Anime Con Game Room".

Actually, we must keep this fight from happening at all costs. Especially from happening in Las Vegas. Boll and Bay being that close to each other would create such a miasma of suck that the entire three-mile area around them would implode upon them because that much of a talent vacuum in one place would be against the laws of physics.

Though it's worth watching the above clip. I know I'm not the only one who thinks that Boll sounds like the bad guys from Die Hard. Which brings me to my next suggestion - let's send Bruce Willis after him. If Die Hard 5 was all about Willis hunting Boll down and killing him, I think I'd see it ten times. On Opening Day.

Wait... is Morgan Gray wearing a Flyers sweater?

Given how much THQ screwed up the GBA Phantasy Star port, that needs to come out on VC. The game is great - but the constant crashing in the GBA version keeps many from knowing of it.

Rastan was entertaining, even if it had a lousy cover even by Master System standards.

Beyond that, though... I already have a Genny with a Power Base Converter. I want a Master System game, I generally just play it natively.

Heck, I've seen that broken at Otakon just in cosplay picture gatherings for one particular series. If Otakon asks everyone dressed as someone in Brawl to show up, they'll blow that record away this year.

Worth noting that Take-Two holds the all-time third-party record for both selling a game and for reaching the largest percentage of a console's install base. And EA thinks they can do better, even though history has shown repeatedly that they can't (and in fact, nobody really can)?

I actually think the analyst is kind. "Bullsh*t" applies if EA thinks that it can promote artistic freedom at Rockstar. But doing better sales and increasing their reach? That goes straight past bullsh*t to flying unicorn sh*t. I mean, at least bullsh*t really exists.