The Killmobile

My gaming room is filled with the scent of roast skeever.

High noon. In front of the old church.

You have my sword, WorldStabber.

Deathspank. That guy is a heroic eater, by any standards.

Support! Whenever you can't outgun someone on my team, it's cuz my laser was helpin,... tear you UP!

I once stepped on this huge spider I could barely see, thinking "hah, bite me in my sleep now, jerk"

Then a million tiny spiders flooded from the egg sac I'd just burst and crawled up my leg. I have goosebumps right now while typing this.

Not that this matters, but Space Ark came out last week (while you were at E3, no doubt) Still, thanks for reviewing it, I never would have looked at it otherwise(looks kinda "kiddy.")

Tweet. Or leave it somewhere.

Sniper. pew pew, time for a nap.

Hey, I played KnfieFightYaDad in BF:BC2! I think he was my nemesis.