DubiousCow

Futuristic airports.

The twist: Your nanosuit is Russian.

Twist on the twist: You're a C.I.A. agent.

Dun dun.

Looks stupid, but hopefully it will have a more compelling story than Crysis.

Oh wait!

Didn't see this coming.

People want to play the Wii? What?

Halo: Reach honestly doesn't seem appealing. It just seems like it adds nothing to the Halo world except "Oh, you can play on this dying planet".

I flush the poopie before I wipe. I don't know why, but I've always done that.

Oh, okay. I saw something like this in Game Informer. After that, I closed the magazine, stood up and flushed the toilet. The end.

Can your average video gamer (that would pay to see a concert about video games) be able to sit in one of those tiny chairs that are in places where orchestras play?

Yeah, it seems pretty easy to add a little note at the end with "It's also on Direct 2 Drive".