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Scott

Member since: Aug 15th, 2006

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Ben Heck outdoes himself with Xbox 360 Portable

Dec 3rd 2008 2:22PM (Engadget)
Ab...sol...lutely...frickin...amazing.

If this guy is not making some insanely high salary doing this for someone\somewhere then there is no justice in this world...

Morning crazy pill: LaRouche PAC says Halo 3 'destroying US'

Sep 27th 2007 12:10PM (Joystiq)
Aren't preachy guys like this the ones they always find in hotel rooms soliciting prostitutes....

Mass Effect allows lesbian alien sex, men remain vanilla

Sep 18th 2007 8:37PM (Joystiq)
/equip "Strap On + 1"
/use "Spanish Fly"
/search "bi-curious" "Asari" "female"
/invite

I have no idea if this game will have a command line but, if so, perhaps this is how you will play.... :)

Capt Kirk would be jealous...even he never had it this good back in the old Star Trek series....

Xbox Live down for maintenance Sept. 10

Sep 5th 2007 9:51PM (Joystiq)
...perhaps Microsoft is privy to another 9/11 type attack...

...and are shutting down in advance to see what happens...

...conspiracy theories, start your engines!

(I am kidding of course)

Halo Legendary tattoo gets shady

Aug 10th 2007 9:51PM (Joystiq)
In 20 years that tattoo will look as cool as if you have a space invader or pac man on your back right now....geez...

Metareview - Saints Row (Xbox 360)

Aug 30th 2006 12:44PM (Joystiq)
This is a great game in my opinion. Despite the fact that it takes place solely in a mall - running around and killing zombies is a great deal of fun!

I especially love how you can use so many different items as weapons to kill the undead!

(editor's note: these comments are a joke and added to prove that Saint's Row is also a ripoff of Dead Rising!! Don't the game members look like undead? Both games let you use weapons! Coincidence - I think not!!)

:)

NY Times: Game stigma is industry's fault

Aug 15th 2006 12:51PM (Joystiq)
You have to admit...playing games does pale in comparison to many of the other "adult" activities that takes up people's time:

* Watching sports on TV
* Viewing porn (online or TV)
* Pounding beersdrinking way too much alcohol
* Watching TV in general...

These are fun in their own right but do they provide any more benefit than playing a PCconsole game? :)

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