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Kind of a lame easter egg...

When will all of these awesome games come to the Droid damnit?!

Looks freaking awesome! I haven't played a Diablo since the first one and I am stoked as hell to get my hands on this one.

I would teach some of the people played on the radio today how you are SUPPOSED to play, instead of copying everything from before.

I would pack up Megan Fox and a bunch morning-after pills.

The best bacon experience I have ever had was when my buddy came over for breakfast. He said that he was bringing the bacon, which was strange, but I was cool with him finally supplying something that he was going to eat. When he got there, I already had the eggs and hashbrowns ready. All of a sudden he broke out two packages of something called caffeinated bacon. OMFG! It is the greatest combination since PB&J. We ate both packages with breakfast and were going nuts playing some MW2. Bacon FTW!!!

Symphony of the Night was the greatest, with Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia a close second.

When I was little, I saw a crazy vacuum bug that was trying to suck out my insides. It was terrifying!

If they actually make a major upgrade to the hardware upon the release of Natal, it would be a huge disservice to the people they were talking to at E3. They were promising to have Natal for every Xbox (current and TBA). I truly hope that I would be able to get everything out of Natal on my 360 Elite. It's only right since I have had to send it back 5 &@%#ing times since I bought it bc of RROD.

I was in a space station with a group of people. We were exploring the place and went down a dark corridor. I sat on a seat that caused a guy to be sucked out into space. We looked out at him and he was hit by a comet and exploded. The rest of us kept going and went into a room that had a bunch of dehydrated people in it. I sprayed them down with some sort of nasty green goo that re-hydrated them. Only to my chagrin, they were evil people and started attacking the group. I quickly sprayed the green ooze on the floor which formed into a good monster that fought on our side, but it was too late, the group had been killed and the good monster was no match for the evil people. I was subdued and watch as the group was eaten alive. The evil people then set their sights on me and unhinged their jaws to begin eating me. I could feel their teeth sink into my legs as they worked their way up to my body, gnawing on my flesh and crunching away at my bones. It was agonizing and when they reached my torso, my sight faded.