Tony Cipriani

I own a PSP and the only thing I use it for now is to validate comments I make against it and to yank porn out of thin air.

Brain Age without a touchscreen? That's like taking an algebra test with your thumbs!

The DS is better because its Nintendo. Nintendo IS video games they have been here since the beginning. Sony has no business even being in the console business. Nintendo is here to bring us orignality and all sony is here to do is line their pockets by porting all their old games to the psp (while it lasts) lol.

@ #12

You missed the point, senior douchebag, but let me bring up a new one.

The Joystiq staff and its army of stylus-weilding fangirls will take any and every opportunity to point out all of the (subjective) PSP's faults, even when it nothing to fucking do with the story at hand.

Apparently that's the best part of owning a DS. Trolling comments and stories unrelated to the DS for potential opportunity to run drooling junior-high smack talk.

The story is as old and boring as the system you call your own.

*Yawn*

It's getting to be more and more like Kotaku, only without the shoddy graphics and more fruitless console-bias.

Nice PSP-bashing.

Let's just blatantly ignore the 30 or so stellar titles already kicking ass in your lap.

http://www.metacritic.com/games/psp/scores/

Mention DS Lite sales figures and then all of the preteen girls on the Joystiq comment boards start pumping their fists in the air, chanting "DS is so much better than PSP, just look at the sales! THE PSP IS TOAST!!!!!!"

Hey, fangirls, take your sales figures and stick them up your collective vaginas.

Put your portable cookbook/tomogachi back in your tiny backpack purses and scurry away to your next class before you hurt yourselves.

01 NDS FF3 - 503,051 / NEW
02 NDS NEW SMB - 65,556 / 2,901,264
03 NDS Rune Factory - 42,210 / NEW
04 NDS Brain Age 2 - 41,784 / 3.073.195
05 NDS Cooking Navi - 37,326 / 384,045
06 NDS Tamagotchi 2 - 30,504 /430,933
07 NDS Mario Basketball 3on3 - 30,355
08 NDS Animal Crossing WW - 30,023 / 3,149,131
09 NDS Brain Age - 22,866 / 2,736,150
10 NDS English Training - 17,465

Where's MarioKart? Where's StarFox?

Does anyone really give a shit how well the DS Lite is doing in Japan?? Fucking Cooking? You've got to be kidding me.

This is just more fanboy fodder. The DS Lite should come with a Japanese Schoolgirl outfit for all your pansies to wear while you're playing it petting puppies, leaning Engrish and playing house cookin.

RAFF OUT ROUD @ ROUND EYES!!

OMG its just like Max Payne only with John Woo's name on it.

I'm just excited about the slough of developers eager to move in on established franchises on next-gen systems. I'm looking squarely at you, Saint's Row.

This has got to be the most pointless discussion in the history of pointless discussions. "Doom clone" syndrome all over again.

The fact of the matter is that this game reeks of GTA, Hell, even the g'damned controls are laid out the same.

There's nothing distiguishable in Saint's Row other than the story, characters and graphics.

Can we get a new take on the urban adventure genre?

The last "good" GTA clone i played was Simpson's Hit & Run. I'm tired of playing an effing gangster, renegade cop, homeskillet, whatever.

But wait - I can customize my character's hair and buy 40's of malt liquor and my character holds his gloc sideways!