Kennie

I can't wait to get back to Rapture. The incredible atmosphere that made the first game so good seems to be perfectly intact.

Man, that phone, uh, looks really, uh, sexy. I think that I, uh, would, uh, love using that, uh, UI. However, uh, I'd like to see, uh, a hands-on that, uh, explores more of the, uh, entertainment features. Uh ... yeah.

I'm in love.

That car in the picture, the purple one ... What car is that? Is it a Porsche? I'm not too good with cars.

Happy birthday, dear!

... and he runs out of painkillers by the end of the movie, but his female friend saves him and they kiss each other under the falling snow for three minutes. Pff. Hollywood.

I haven't been this psyched for a game other than BioShock, and that's the best game I've ever played. I can't wait to play this. Cravings!

Wow, that's some bad voice acting right there.

It all makes perfect sense now. The moustache, his slightly gay profession, the high-pitch voice, the frog costume, the man-eating flowers ... and he was riding Luigi all along.. I mean ... he was riding WITH Luigi all along, and we've all known since day one that he's a bit gay. Just a lil' bit ...

Me wants! *heart starts to melt*