Mischa

I really want to like this game, but so far I'm having a hard time with it. To me, it just looks like what Borderlands was before they changed the art style, and even the music is riffing on the Borderlands intro song. Don't tell me that you have an engaging story, I'll be the judge of that, show me more gameplay that sets your game apart.

This game is so 2008, Modern Warfare 3 is so two thousand and LATE.

*scroll scroll scroll freespace pic scroll* WAIT, OH CHRIST!!!!

*scroll up*

...GOD DAMNIT LUDWIG!!!

No, I'm sorry, this is a terrible device and an obvious cash in. Did you know that this camera technology was created by Israeli military? That's right, it's not even a metaphor anymore, playing the Kinect is like committing genocide on fun.

Unless you hate yourself and everyone else, I imagine this will be like joyriding in a car that punches you in the face.

Two things.

1. Wow, who knew so many people were holding out on playing a guitar hero or rock band until green day? At least I assume that's what it means with all the demands to "review the game not the band". WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO REVIEW IN A MUSIC GAME???

2. Justin, I don't know how to break this to you, but you sorta look like C-Diddy.

"Just review the game like you're supposed to instead of shoving personal opinion down everyone's throat."

Isn't that what a review is supposed to be? Also, what the hell is anybody going to say about a god damn music game in a review that hasn't been said about a hundred thousand times??? Here's my review of your review:

You're an idiot. 0/10

I do recommend checking this game out, it's an awesome strategy game, even for people who don't like strategy games. Which I am one.

Dear JC,

I love you, a lot. I really do. But this is not okay. I'm sorry.

If there was a way to sell these mods in a vacuum of people who only play games offline, I would be totally okay with it. But there isn't. I just can't understand how you could possibly think that this is okay.

Yes please!

I thought it was weird when I heard that Mass Effect 2 had commercials all over the last football game. But this? No, this is just right.

Also, when you pre-order at gamestop, you get your exclusive authentic in game beer hat.