jimmy

Ha! What the flying fuck?! Man, this kind of stuff makes me wish my shit pile of a PC could play games.

A game about the French resistance? Starring a lairy Irishman? Fcuk me this is dumb. Obviously, no one wants to play as a Frenchman (fair), so instead they go for a boozy, tough-guy Irishman? Man, I've never seen that character before. Actually, I've just noticed that this game is from the same minds that created Mercenaries 2... explains it.

Anyway, this game is blatantly going to be mediocre. It's very ambitious and I don't think these guys can pull it off.

No one's mentioned it yet...
Have a look at "2 kids, 1 sandbox". If you've ever wondered if you could fit a banana up your japseye then look no further.

How are you doing this photoshopping? I take it you don't actually own the Adobe Photoshop software that costs, what, $300. Using Paint to draw penises and goggly eyes on people stopped being fun a while ago.

It'll all come to an end - this Activision malarkey. I (a Brit) for one am not paying £55 for MW2. End of. I'll get it used. And I'll do the same with every Activision game released until Bobchops leaves or changes his attitude. That's just me though - I am aware of Activision's arseholietude, but the majority are not. Yet, still, the recession has hit hard in Britain; people are cutting back as it is. Perhaps Bob's too busy perming his Jew-fro to realise that the FIFTEEN POUNDS!!! he's added to the RRP is a ludicrous pipe dream. All companies put up the prices of hyped, market-tested products - that's not new. But 15 bloody pounds?! The most expensive game released by my reckoning. Money on his mind and mind on his money.
Look at EA. By the way some of you lot talk you'd think they were saints. It's just a clever business strategy; they simply realised a couple of years ago that gamers are clued-up and know when they're being screwed. They're just as much a pile of sh*ts as Bobby's crew.

Why can't anyone understand the difference between UK and England. The UK has 4 constituent countries, of which England is only one. Not only is it wrong to use England in the way you have, it's quite a slap in the face to non-English Brits.

Look at his bloated little face

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Oh how I'd love to kick it. Really f*cking hard. Because of this pr*ck and the know-nothing, money-grubbing c*nts he works with I now cannot get this game before Christmas, as I'd planned. It's just too expensive - and all so he can buy himself some more cake to shove in his fat head.

What about us in the UK? Is this Netflix shizz is bypassing us again?

"Kind of lame", "rofl"? It was fcuking awful. It actually upset me. I want to smash my room up it was so bad.

I just re-watched that Martin Bashir documentary Living with Michael Jackson. Abused by his father and forced to perform since he was 5 f**king years old, he said he used to cry when he saw other kids playing outside. What a poor soul he was. No wonder he acted the way he did, befriending youngsters and living in a giant fun-fair - he was trying to live the childhood he missed. Unfortunately that made him an easy target for all sorts of ridicule, rumours and accusations. Poor man. The prime example of the tortured genius.
He was part of my childhood and he'll be missed.