Coweh

"Let's be honest, your current gaming audio setup is wretched bad, old and sounds like a vinyl record."

Heh. If my audio setup had the aural fidelity of a vinyl record, my ears would already be singing with happiness.

This brings back memories of my favorite Final Fantasy adventures, only more mature and with an extra layer of shiny. Count me in!

Uh... I'd like to fight a Prophet with just my bare hands. I've heard geriatric-abuse is therapeutic.

My god, that was politically incorrect. NOTE: I love old people :D Just not the ones in floating chairs.

Today's entry, woo... :D Love you all.

Umm, wootcakes. You guys rock, for, uh, giving me stuff.

=D

Well, then. An update to my film SLR from god knows when would be nice. =D

Hmm. Good luck given to me on Rosh Hashannah plzkthx?

Ah, how nice it would be to have some tech that's NOT antiquated.

Many woots for the win!

(most random thing I could think of...)

(Okay, this is going to be hard)

Dear Joystiq Editors:

I'm proud to reveal the last unknown feature of Bioshock - AIC, or Auto-Immaculate Conception. This innovative feature has caused all your spouses to impregnate as soon as they set eyes on the box (yes, even the men).

This feature adds 50+ hours of mini-games [such as: diaper-run, keep-your-child-from-getting-bored, and our personal favorite, throw-up/clean-up) onto the single player campaign, and reveals the true moral choices our game so strives to create:

What do you do with your child? Do you raise it, and reap the benefits of parenthood - or do you take the painless route and make use of the free-of-charge cyanide-plasmid generously distributed by 2K Games? The choice is yours, Big Daddy!

Sincerely,
The Bioshock Dev Team

(How was that? Bioshock? Psssh, more like Bioschlock =P)

-Coweh