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Narhan

Member since: Aug 22nd, 2006

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Romanowski to grace cover of new Blitz [update 1]

Aug 23rd 2006 3:24AM (Joystiq)
It would be hillarious if it came out for Wii.

Extreme syringe-mote action! Dig the football into John Madden's face.

And all that gameplay crap aswell. But who the hell cares about that? Nintendo? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Peter Molyneux wants to change combat in games

Aug 23rd 2006 1:33AM (Joystiq)
Jesus Christ, one guy says one thing about the Wii controller then you all cover him like a pack of wild dogs.

Molyneux is getting dough from Micro$oft this, Molyneux that. It's disgusting.

He obviously doesn't hate Nintendo because if you bothered to read the damn thing. He clearly quotes about the DS.

"What I've found really fascinating is not using it to scribble with, but using it in a very clever, innovational way."

Fanboys are so one-sided. You immidiately make judgements about someone you don't even know.

Xbox 360, Wii, and PS3 are all great systems with different games, except Wii is taking a different route. Innovation.

360 and PS3 are more of the same which isn't quite a bad thing. I liked PS2 and Xbox, they had good games and theres definetly potenial for more good games.

Bedridden 'Guitar Hero' to make full recovery

Aug 22nd 2006 2:01AM (Joystiq)
When I was lad the age of 9 in the cold winter of 98' I decided to stroll down to Toys R' Us to pick up the new Zelda Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo 64. When I returned home I immidiatetly shoved the cartridge in and began my adventure.

Then once I reached King Dodongo in the hell that is Death Mountain I got excited and stood up on my chair.
Then I leaned over to my right which caused the chair fall over which tossed me into my closet (Full of vacuum cleaners and other swag)and since my hands were still wrapped around the controller I launched the N64 into my mouth.

My head was practically soaked in blood and since I hit the wall hard there was some dried plaster on my face

My dad then rushed upstairs after hearing me scream threw me into his car and we floored it all the way to the ER room.

When I left the hospital I had beaten Pokemon Red, had mouth full of false teeth, bandages across my head, and a broken N64.

I healed eventually. The N64 still held a warranty since we only recently bought it, and since my adult teeth hadn't grown in completely my mouth still has a full set of teeth.

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