Once upon a time, the groovy king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of Varian, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the Golden Frying Pans!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his booty. "By Uther's ghost! That was close," Varian flexed.
Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the Aggra's Seething Hatred Of A Thousand Suns. "Varian, you cowardly goat! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har snot!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a warp stalker, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the cabin door was silver with spleens.
Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of vodka martini, shaken not stirred. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, Secretive Humid Winter Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's rugged faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have 4 drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with dip!"
It appears to be similar to the way mobs are categorised now.
Example, the three engineering pets all seem to be mechanical. Chuck, Hyjal Bear Cub and Curious Wolvar pup all seem to be Beast. Crawling Claw's looks more like a skull to me, so Undead maybe? Core Hound Pup seems to be fiery, and the Hyacinty Macaw seems to have a wing, so flying?
"They are, of course, never at fault for having tehse unrealistic expectations, and would sooner eat their own Hammer of Wrath before they'd consider it."
The word toon. It's the most stupid term I have heard used to describe a character.
And people who give you a "lol its just low level gear who cares??" when you call them out on rolling on stuff they don't need in low level dungeons. Why roll need if you don't care then?
This holy warrior of light, decked out in a full set of plate gear, carrying the biggest 2 handed weapon you've ever seen. You hope they don't see you. You PRAY they don't see you. Their head turns in your direction, and from their back emerges a pair of radiant, glowing wings. Say your prayers, because you're about to be smited.
Christina Hendricks for my Draenei frost mage. Sexy, cute, sweet, seductive and able to kick your ass if she needs to.
Lucy Lawless for my Draenei retribution paladin. Less jumping around involved than Xena, but just as much hitting people REALLY hard.
Melinda Clarke for my Worgen discipline priest, if only because of her role as Lady Heather in CSI.
Ashley Scott for my Human frost death knight. They look alike, and I know Ashley can play bad-ass no worries.
And the wonderful Mia Sara as my Draenei bank alt who's smart, good with money and has probably just brought you and everyone you love while we've been talking.
Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs
Mar 31st 2012 11:29PM (WoW)Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the Aggra's Seething Hatred Of A Thousand Suns. "Varian, you cowardly goat! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har snot!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a warp stalker, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the cabin door was silver with spleens.
Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of vodka martini, shaken not stirred. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, Secretive Humid Winter Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's rugged faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have 4 drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with dip!"
Mists of Pandaria: Pet Battles
Mar 19th 2012 8:23AM (WoW)Example, the three engineering pets all seem to be mechanical. Chuck, Hyjal Bear Cub and Curious Wolvar pup all seem to be Beast. Crawling Claw's looks more like a skull to me, so Undead maybe? Core Hound Pup seems to be fiery, and the Hyacinty Macaw seems to have a wing, so flying?
A priest's guide to class romance
Feb 14th 2012 9:56PM (WoW)Sounds like me all right. =D
Breakfast Topic: What are your WoW pet peeves?
Jan 28th 2012 12:20PM (WoW)And people who give you a "lol its just low level gear who cares??" when you call them out on rolling on stuff they don't need in low level dungeons. Why roll need if you don't care then?
Rumor: Kilik and Elysium added to Soulcalibur 5
Jan 18th 2012 8:14PM (Joystiq)Breakfast Topic: Why do you love your spec?
Jan 9th 2012 2:31AM (WoW)This holy warrior of light, decked out in a full set of plate gear, carrying the biggest 2 handed weapon you've ever seen. You hope they don't see you. You PRAY they don't see you. Their head turns in your direction, and from their back emerges a pair of radiant, glowing wings. Say your prayers, because you're about to be smited.
Two Bosses Enter: Yorg Stormheart vs. Archmage Aethas Sunreaver
Dec 20th 2011 5:48AM (WoW)Tony Hawk HD developed by Robomodo, coming this summer for $15-ish
Dec 12th 2011 10:04PM (Joystiq)Catherine tempting Europe in February
Nov 25th 2011 8:30AM (Joystiq)Breakfast Topic: Who should play your character in the WoW movie?
Oct 28th 2011 1:38AM (WoW)Lucy Lawless for my Draenei retribution paladin. Less jumping around involved than Xena, but just as much hitting people REALLY hard.
Melinda Clarke for my Worgen discipline priest, if only because of her role as Lady Heather in CSI.
Ashley Scott for my Human frost death knight. They look alike, and I know Ashley can play bad-ass no worries.
And the wonderful Mia Sara as my Draenei bank alt who's smart, good with money and has probably just brought you and everyone you love while we've been talking.