Faith Naked

God, get a sense of humour. I'm kidding about the evils of the game. It was a satire.

And the fact there are people on here defending incest... you're just sick. Lack of genetic problems aside, its still sick to sleep with a child. You should be ashamed to defend such a thing. God, I hope none of you have kids.

Thanks for the post, Alexander. Sorry if the readers didn't get the joke that you, I and the rest of the world got.

Okay, first of all, the article is meant to be a joke. If you didn't see that from my first point of causing your own drunk driving accident for a game developer, then you missed the whole point of the article. I don't want any one to actual do any of these things.

Secondly, I dropped the Naked from my name a long time ago, Joystiq just chooses to keep refering to me as such. If you look at Destructoid.com both my name and avatar were switched to be more neutral on the whole "girl gamer thing".

Would everyone stop saying this is not about gaming, because the fact that there is two online gaming competitions that the contests must compete to move forward in the judging makes this all about gaming.

I'd just like to point out how the contest will run. The first round of voting is based on personality, gamer representation and attitude. After that its all hardcore gaming, which means no fake gamers will make it to Montreal for another round of gaming.

Also this contest will be based on what the voters do. If you don't want this to be all about the boobs, then make sure you vote and make sure you vote for who you think is the best girl to represent the gamer community. Besides all the girl voters won't be voting on boob size and I plan to get the word out to the girl gamer community when the voting starts to vote for their favorite gamer.

I still own two Monkey island games and I love them. Lucasarts games are the best and no game series will ever replace it.

I wonder when he would get here. Jack, your's is the only brain that is fired around here.

You blame violence on video games, yet games have only been around for 20 or so years. Violence has been around since the dawn of time. Did Hitler play bully? No, but he murdered thousands of jews. Did his officers play GTA 3? No, but they gased thousands of people. Violent is part of life and getting rid of violent images in the world with never rid the world of violence.

Chase another ambulance, Mr. Thompson, but the gamers of the world won't let you make video games your scape goat.

Yes, finally credited on Joystiq!

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