Blackbeard

No thanks I don't need a kiddy console. I already have a real man's machine, the glorious PS3. The wii is for little tikes who play legos and use play-dough.

Those are some proud republicans right there. Defenders of freedom and champions of Bush! Let this be a thorn in the eye of everyone who hates America!

Why not? It's obvious hobbits are liberal weanies.

Tom, every time you fart you damage the ozone layer. I expect you to never fart again and live by example. See? More liberal hypocrisy.

Just more proof that Sony PSP is superior to that kiddy DS.

Al Gore is such a stuffed suit. God bless Bush!

Rob, don't cry on my shoulder just because you happened to fall into the category of said pimply teens. And if you must know, yes I make too much money, am too goodlooking, and basically am too well bred to stand in line with the common peasantry.

Sure, I didn't get a Wii today so I suppose I must entertain myself with the PS3 I bought in its stead. Good thing it is priced out of the range of the general public. I hate poor people. No offense to any of you bums reading joystiq at your public library.

Don't bother, these "stockpiles" were a joke. In the Orlando metro area all the circuit city stores got 3 to 4 Wiis, not 10+ like they claimed. Targets got a few, Best Buy had about 5 each, and EBgames had about 5. Walmarts had zero. And yes, there were 4x the number of people waiting in line four hours early everywhere.

Then when I saw the age of the folks in line, basically all pimply teens and parents with kids in tow, I was like "fuck this" and left. If only adolescents and pre-teens are waiting for this, it can't be that good.

Yeah but this phone doesn't get you laid like the LG Chocolate can! That sexy phone just makes me start touching myself...

Helpline's just angry that his balls haven't dropped yet. Oh wait, they did...it's just that he can't see them because they're tiny like every other azn in the world. You'd think he'd have learned that much in cheap ass chinatown? lol