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Dubby likey, Dubby want Falcon Northwest Gaming PC-ey. I do apologize for the craptastic Tommy Boy reference. For some reason, I can't get overweight comedians from the nineties that died from an apparent overdose of drugs and booze out of my head this month.

Of course, that does have to battle with the Ed McMahon that is constantly driving the boat...

Yes sir... High-O!!!

I don't own a gaming PC... but my laptop only has 2 gigs of memory left. (it had 70 something but that was eaten up)So, this would be the first gaming rig I would own. It would make my Christmas too. Plus one day when I have kids and those kids have kids, I can look my grandkids in the face and say, "You know, a long time ago, grandpappy had won an awesome gaming pc and he was the shiznit." Do you want to take that away from me??!?! DO YOU??!?!

Shinanigans is a term that is thrown around a lot now a days... but Jack "The Antichrist" Thompson trying to take down Bungie, MS, and Halo 3 is pure unadulterated SHINANIGANS!!

Oh and you guys rock.

I will now send you a message telepathically.

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Did you get it?
I know! He looks so dorky! ROFLOL!!!

In a recent article inside a local paper, a writer was stating that "the wait for Halo 3 hasn't exactly been skittles and gravy." I was stunned, but being as curious as George I conducted an experiment. I used a control, just skittles and just gravy. Both, I found, were delicious! Then, I dumped a bag of skittles into my gravy boat and poured in hot white gravy. After that, I did the same thing with brown gravy.

My results? Well, needless to say, skittles and gravy is not something that can be enjoyed by all. I guess it takes a certain taste bud to enjoy a gravy that has all the flavors of the rainbow?

My boy has a boyfriend, it's not a problem cause I am gonna make it do what it do, cause having two dudes is better than no dudes, my boy has a boyfriend.

I less than three you. PEACE OUT MOTHERLUVAHS!!

I would enjoy this swag.
Swag sounds like Gag sounds like Frag to me.
It is an honor just to be nominated though. If I did win, I would have a speach prepared, and I have the perfect dress and high heeled pumps. My folks don't know I have them. I went to the counselor once for wearing makeup.

P.S. I am a dude.
P.S.S. Using P.S. is for stupid people.
P.S.S.S. I am not stupid, just forgetful.

My mother died this morning. Well, she wasn't my mother. She was just a homeless lady with no teeth and horrible B.O., that allowed rats nurse on her dangling floppy tah tahs. I found her spewing blood in my alleyway this morning. Two rats were still clinched, begging for more nourishment.

Now that you have that image in your head... have a good day!

I less than three you.

I really have nothing thought provoking nor entertaining to say today. So, I will give my boast of X3F in an outline of sorts.

Xbox360fanboy.com

I. Price
a. Very cheap
b. Free

II. Blog
a. Well written
b. Informative
1. Up-to-date
2. Full of needed information

III. Contests
a. Good assortment of prizes
b. Reasonable terms to win

IV. GTA
a. That was a bad pun
b. I appologize for it

V. Visit
a. I visit everyday
b. I visit often
c. I visit almost every hour

Thank you for taking the time to read my outline. I will have the report on your desk by Monday, if my dog doesn't eat it.

I am very tired right now. I had a hard time sleeping last night. Every second I closed my eyes, my brain started to race. "What news and up-to-date information is going to be posted on xbox360fanboy.com?" "Am I missing the breaking scoop?" "Will anyone ever love me, besides my mother?" The questions just wouldn't stop! I had to do something to ease my pain. So, I went out and bought some hookers. Thanks X3F! Now I have the herps. And it is all your fault.

I can't stay mad at you. :)
You write a mean blog, yes you do... yes you do...
Who writes good posts? You do... you do...
Goochie goochie goo.