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I got gas.

Angelina Jolie. Cause you know, if you can't have her ***** you might as well have her ******. Or something. I'm not gonna lie. I would spoon her.

The Little Mermaid.... so many fantasies.... so many fantasies....

When I put in Fable 2 it started.

The next installment will be out in 2012, but I know this guy who knows a guy who has a cousin who know that someone in Canada already downloaded it and it sucks....

Oh, wait, no, I already played it and it sucks, they need to nerf the shotgun....

Oh, wait, no, I meant it's good but the developer doesn't care about their fans.....

You guys are so funny I constantly pee a little in my pants. No lie. The other day my wife found my balled up jeans I had peed in under the bed and she came out to the living room with them and held them up to my nose and shouted, "NO BAD, NO JOYSTIQ FOR YOU."

Winter Shepard, because chicks with season names are hottie mchot hot.

I didn't get it because my xbox died (AGAIN) right about the time it came out. I was so busy railing against Microsoft that it sort of fell off my radar. When my wife finally convinced me to go PS3 I immediately swapped all xbox games on my Gamefly queue for their PS3 counterparts. I have yet to play it, but the demo was hot, and 205 out of 250 would be even hotter! P.S. Get the playstation, you won't regret it!

As always, my favorite drink remains: RUM!

Risk: Black Ops is beautiful and I promise to care for it, always.

I will store this national treasure for you, so that you might one day again gaze upon its matte beauty.