nanotitan

He could read up on Joystiq?

A spy could put a ring on it...

Learn to knit?

Spend six months plotting his revenge on it?

Obviously he would use it to email David Caruso to ask him if he could borrow his sunglasses....

The very first one - because it was the first one. Everything about it was fresh and new and it created the entire series. If the first one hadn't been any good, I wouldn't have bothered with all the others. That, and it was one of the first games my wife ever informed me that she would be playing instead of me. It was hot, REAL HOT!

I'm thinking a track that was shaped like a waterbear you be pretty hot.

Still Mordin.

It's so selfish but my birthday is on mother's day - so I actually don't like it. Not because it's my birthday, but because my mother hates my wife - even going so far as to call her a **** in public. So, it's actually not selfish, my mom just hates my wife and I'd rather be with my wife than my mom. She said I was too stupid to write as well, that didn't score her any points either. So back on track, my favorite mother's day memory is this one, because it's the first time she didn't call me to tell me my wife was cheating on me and I am a horrible son.

Mordin