Dr. Perry Ulysses Cox

@YoctoYotta
Wow, what originality, someone making the asinine claim that religion is the worst thing ever. How refreshingly unconventional.

@Jacksy
It's the closest place to my work that sells games. I'd figure that I could also pick up a bucket to catch all of el serpiente's bitter, bitter tears.

Just walked into Target and nobody knew what the hell I was talking about. Way to set yourself up for success, Sony. Move is gonna be the PSP Go of controllers.

@Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell

How are you disappointed? That's exactly the kind of schlock the Move was made for. How did you not see that coming?

@Mezstizo
It certainly bit them in the ass, but that's what happens when your CEO is a douche like Yamauchi.

@TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2
Because he's a chubby asshole with serious narcissistic tendencies?

@Co
Seriously. Nothing gets more irrational hatred than a good Nintendo article.

I'd pack my own personal Ludwig Kietzmann.

@el serpiente
You can measure the absolute idiocy of any story about Sony when el serpiente deigns to comment. Where's killjebus? Shouldn't you guys be having some kind of internet version of a circle-jerk?

@oJMan240o
That's some nice revisionist history there.