Flavius

Kyle Orland should write more posts...and I'm completely cereal about that.

Seriously, if you're going to give us non-news disguised as something vaguely news-worthy, at least make it entertaining.

Well played.

Heh, C. Grant, way to pop into the comments section and try to defend your crap post with joystiq solidarity...

"We aren't saying we don't like Gyruss, we're just saying that one of the guys who works for us didn't really know what the hell Gyruss was, actually."

Next time, I'd suggest doing your homework before you post. None of the other titles you listed are original games.

It won't make a damn bit of difference, of that I'm certain...

Bye-bye, Joystiq bookmark...you used to offer something different from the guys n' gals over at sites like Kotaku, Spong & The Inquirer. Now...someway, somehow...not only to seem like you've lost your touch, you seem to have gained e-penis envy and come off like a pale imitation of those sites.

Enjoy the traffic spike. I can guarantee you my IP will no longer be contributing to you and your marketing powers.

Well played...great non-news story, gents.

Congrats!!!

Pretty cool, I'll give you that...however, the coolest gaming-related video I've seen thus far remains the Coca Cola GTA-style commercial.

Sorry, guys.

On a related note, Trackmania looks fun. Too bad they went with that crappy Starforce protection. I'd sooner slam my wiener in a car door than put a Starforce-protected game on my pc.

Why does Joystiq remind me more and more of some angsty 12 year old on the internet creating something out of nothing by taking old quotes out of context and putting a new spin on them in hopes of hanging on to what little e-popularity he has?

Oh wait...