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@Bueno88
Um, I'm talking about the instance in the body of the text.
And yes, I do write for a newspaper and a website.

There seems to be a typo after 'Hysteria Project 2'. I assume that you mean 'is coming' when it just says 'coming'.
Just a heads up.

The year 20XX.

Well, it won't download for me. So I give it a 7.5.

No. I'm sorry, that's just scary.

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!

In my time machine, exactly one minute after the crisis is over.

That comic almost made me cry. I am not joking.

The funnel webs of a Hobo spider. When you know what that shit means, it's pretty terrifying. Also, I've SEEN the Ice Spiders. I know what's up.

Land sharks weren't dangerous enough? We have SKY SHARKS NOW?