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Jebus Crust

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Nintendo Media Summit: Pokemon Battle Revolution impressions (Wii)

May 25th 2007 11:34AM (Joystiq)
Yes Weeboys, Sony and Microsoft have sequels, however Sony also constantly comes out with completely new original IP's for their systems.

Nintendo does not. How many new IP's are there for Nintendo? Let's compare shall we?

Here are a few that I can think of for Sony's Machines...

PS3

Lair
LBP
Eye of Judgement
Eight Days
Heavy Rain
Haze
Afrika
Folklore
Home (not a game but still original)
Resistance
MotorStorm
Uncharted
Warhawk (the PS1 release and this one are the same in name only)
White Knight Story
Project Offset
LA Noire
Heavenly Sword

Now let us look at Nintendo's Wee

Escape from Bug Island
High School Musical
Dewy's Adbenture
Boogie
Naruto
100 Bullets
Alive
Dog Island
Wee Motor Sports Airplane
Sadness

Which list looks more interesting to you? What games would you want to play?



Nintendo Media Summit: Mario Strikers Charged hands-on (Wii)

May 25th 2007 9:49AM (Joystiq)
Jack and Crono,

Sorry to hear that. Oh well, at least it's Memorial Day Weekend, so cheer up guys.

Nintendo Media Summit: Pokemon Battle Revolution impressions (Wii)

May 25th 2007 9:45AM (Joystiq)
Hey look more innovative originality from Nintendo.
Wow, a Pokemon game, and it's online. OMG, OMG, I, I, barely can speak, Nintendo once again proves that it is the innovator of innovators with another completly new game for a completly new and abviously better because it's far cheaper and it sells more because of it.

Wow, just wow Nintendo...you are the best.

Ya, Reggie, you have kicked so much ass and taken so many names that you probably have to have a courier follow you around everywhere you go with a file cabinet full of the names that you have taken.

Pathetic.

PSM: Sixaxis will rumble this year

May 25th 2007 9:38AM (Joystiq)
@300

Amen (ironic I use this word eh?) brother...amen.

That is so true...so true.

We can admit to say we do not know. But every single religion out there claims that they are right and everyone else is wrong. Gee, you think that kind of dogmatic closedminded thinking could start a war?

Nintendo Media Summit: Mario Strikers Charged hands-on (Wii)

May 25th 2007 9:27AM (Joystiq)
@33

Great name...Wiini games.
Can I suggest one slight alteration?
Weeni games.

C'mon Jack...give some flamebait, I am going camping later 2day so until then let's make my workday go by a little quicker and a little more pleasantly. I cannot really complain about work however since I am surrounded by wine, liquor, and cigars, and at least 2 beauty salons, a nail place, and a ladies clothing store. So, I have got alot of hotties and milfs beating down my door for me to pour them some wine.

Nintendo Media Summit: Mario Strikers Charged hands-on (Wii)

May 25th 2007 9:09AM (Joystiq)
"I really think people need to get off this graphics thing. It means nothing in the long run."

If grafix mean nothing in the long run why dont you still play game systems from the 80's? Are they not still fun? We continue to beat the dead horse because it keeps getting back up ala Me, Myself, and Irene style. It is impossible to not bring it up when Nintendo keeps shoveling stinking, filthy, piles of crap that the masses eat up.

Maybe the dead horse keeps getting up because he cannot stand the smell of the gigantic pile of crap that Nintendo keeps shoveling on him.

Here are some other thoughts sure to whip up some waaaaaaa....leave my poor Wee alone...its the best...you dont know what your talking about....look at the sales....

Yes, Nintendo is selling ALOT of re-hashed GameCube hardware right now...maybe the biggest factor in all of this is the price. NOT the "innovation"

C'mon Jack...can we top yesterday?

16. @Jack
"15. You naive bastards! I admit it will be fun to play. Why Nintendo? Why do you continue with the same piece of shit quality as last gen. Jackasses!"

Because they can Jack, because they can. It has become apparent to me that almost no-one remembers the Nintendo arrogance of the late 80's to late 90's.
They were so arrogant that they said you dont need disc media. They said you dont need DVD media. Look at what that got them....2 anemic 3rd place finishes in the Playstation era.

Now they build (er excuse me) they repackage a GameCube with a silly motion controller and they re-sell it to the naive public as something not only new.....but innovative.

And you know what? The mobb eats it up, the same way a mobb of "faithful" eat up the crap that the likes of Benny Hinn, Jerry Falwell, and Adolf Hitler spewed or are still spewing from thier mouths.

So, Nintendo now realizes that they can do whatever, whenver they want to and the mobb will take it. They even got most of the mobb media to believe the massive amount of crap that they have been feeding to the mob as INNOVATION.

You cannot blame Nintendo for doing this....because it obviously works very well on the banta poodo. (weak-minded fools)

The only good thing about the crap that Nintendo has been shoveling to the masses is that some of Nintendo's recently converted flock is slowly waking up and realizing that they have just been fed a stinking gigantic pile of crap. Just look at all of the current Wee owners who are saying that it was tons of fun at first but now it is boring and the grafix suck.

Nintendo shovelware....coming to a re-hashed system near you.

Nintendo Media Summit: Mario Party 8 hands-on (Wii)

May 25th 2007 9:00AM (Joystiq)
@Jack
"15. You naive bastards! I admit it will be fun to play. Why Nintendo? Why do you continue with the same piece of shit quality as last gen. Jackasses!"

Because they can Jack, because they can. It has become apparent to me that almost no-one remembers the Nintendo arrogance of the late 80's to late 90's.
They were so arrogant that they said you dont need disc media. They said you dont need DVD media. Look at what that got them....2 anemic 3rd place finishes in the Playstation era.

Now they build (er excuse me) they repackage a GameCube with a silly motion controller and they re-sell it to the naive public as something not only new.....but innovative.

And you know what? The mobb eats it up, the same way a mobb of "faithful" eat up the crap that the likes of Benny Hinn, Jerry Falwell, and Adolf Hitler spewed or are still spewing from thier mouths.

So, Nintendo now realizes that they can do whatever, whenver they want to and the mobb will take it. They even got most of the mobb media to believe the massive amount of crap that they have been feeding to the mob as INNOVATION.

You cannot blame Nintendo for doing this....because it obviously works very well on the banta poodo. (weak-minded fools)

The only good thing about the crap that Nintendo has been shoveling to the masses is that some of Nintendo's recently converted flock is slowly waking up and realizing that they have just been fed a stinking gigantic pile of crap. Just look at all of the current Wee owners who are saying that it was tons of fun at first but now it is boring and the grafix suck.

Nintendo shovelware....coming to a re-hashed system near you.

Nintendo Media Summit: Mario Party 8 hands-on (Wii)

May 25th 2007 1:47AM (Joystiq)
@3

Not just minigames...but a Mario minigame. Boy, the 360 and the PS3 can never innovate like this...they should just give up now.

Nintendo awes me with their completely new and fresh innovative ideas and the way they innovate the innovation of their completly original innovative ideas.

Nintendo Media Summit: Mario Strikers Charged hands-on (Wii)

May 25th 2007 1:31AM (Joystiq)
Nintendo suit...
Now that E3 is no more in May, what are we to do?

Nintendo suit #2
Let's have our own videogame summit where we can show off all of our new exciting products and our awsome innovation...because you know, we are the innovators of innovation.

Nintendo suit
Yes, we can show of a Mario game...and a braintraing game...and a Mario game...and lots and lots of new minigames..and a Mario game...

Nintendo suit #2
Dont forget Pokemon...and a Mario game. Boy we are gonna blow the doors off of the competition with our new innovative games and ideas and our new innovative GameCub...er I mean Wee and our one of a kind innovative controller.

Frack yourselves Nintendo "faithfull"

Frack Mario....Gods, enough with fracking Mario allready...

Nintendo Media Summit: Mario Strikers Charged hands-on (Wii)

May 25th 2007 1:24AM (Joystiq)
Remeber Samfish...
Nintendo can do no wrong.

The excuse that I am seeing popping up around the blogs is
Nintendo is just building up hype for E3.

Don't know about you, but I think Sony did a much better job of building up hype for E3 by actually showing some games that look like they will be something special.

But, Sony is the bad company that lies right Weeboys?

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