Bill

I hate demons because they look like Anne Coulter.

This 360 would give me a massive reason to play Mass Effect for a 3rd time.

Grateful Dead, and now this stuff? I'm sure its not terrible, but where is my Lynard Skynard "Simple Man?"

Xbox 360

Modern Man - Bad Religion

When I was around 9 or 10 I was at my great grandmothers wake. I was wandering around aimlessly and opened a random door downstairs, and this arcade machine was in a tiny little room maybe twice the size of the machine itself. Totally random, but a true story.

Fox news is not news its sensationalism.

They will also be the first ones to report when Britney Spears wipes her fat ass, in the meantime there is a fucking war going on.

These people are so fucking jaded, and the sad part is, is that I personally know tons of mothers and fathers who would eat this garbage up, and talk about all this completely asinine information around the water cooler like a bunch of sniveling little Martha Stewerts the next day. Unbelievable.

Actually gift cards are cash cows.

9 out of 10 times you'll end up spending a couple bucks over the giftcard.... If somebody else bought you the card, and you don't spend it all, thats a couple extra bucks in the store's pockets. Obviously nobody spent money to buy these cards, but I'd be willing to assume that all these people will use this card towards the game the initially wanted to purchase. So, wham. Wal-mart makes $50 bucks that would have otherwise been spent at gamestop or target or whatever.

Ummm.... I have a real band and we're going on tour in the summer. Yet after practice everyone comes over and we get loaded and play rock band all night long. Its two different things. If you don't play an instrument its ok to like Rock Band. If you do play an instrument, its OK TO LIKE ROCK BAND. Chill out, its just a game, and a fun one at that.

Even though it says "mano-a-mono." I would have to say I would face Cortana with my fists....and by fists I obviously mean frisky hands.

Knuckles needs to stop saying "friggin" all the time.