snarfoogle

It's more expensive than the game!

I guess that guy doesn't know that not every game is a yearly slightly-improved-iteration sports title?

PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS MUSHROOMS OLIVES CHIVES

How is that a stimulus...? Oh it's a stimulus package for activision's pockets.

Doesn't it NOT have split screen co-op? You know, that feature Duke Nukem 64 had like 10 years ago?

They should make completely different versions for each platform, like Nier! The 360 version will star the ultramasculine Solid Snake, and the other the androgynous Raiden. I mean, Simon Belmont and Soma Cruz.

Knee shot, neck breaker. It's how HUNK would have done it.

Zelda Rap, most annoying song ever or best song ever?

Despite all this, I really enjoyed playing. I can't wait to try out Infestation and Predator Hunt on more maps on dedicated servers.

Oh, it was on xbox.joystiq. That explains why I didn't see it and am now bereft of a pet chicken.