a drunk amputee

@mikec89

That's because every housewife who's ever heard the word "Wii" has already bought it. Critical-mom-mass.

@Triskelion

You bought 6 new Xbox's in 6 years? I'm thinking you might not fully understand the warranty process...

@mywhitenoise

Wow! Nice call. You cannot unsee what has been seen.

@BrosefStalin
Thanks for the link, I hadn't seen that before. Why can't companies just be satisfied with making a good RPG for people who enjoy RPGs?

@Bubbameister33

Sounds good!
Don't like a movie? Refund!!
Don't like a meal? Refund!!
Don't like the mail-order trannie hooker you've spent the last year with? Refund!!
Let your self entitlemest know no bounds!

@Kitanishi
Citation on "We're chasing Call of Duty fans"?

@Faceless Troll

Yeah, I have to call into question the quality of a game that forces me to leave it on for a day while my real estate money comes pouring in to reach the total I need to progress.

There's my guy, just scratching his ass in a forest (literally, because Fable thrives on these types of jokes) while his treasury grows. Oh, did I mention I have to go back every half hour or so to hit my controller so he's not paused?

Lionhead, for this reason and many more, you've lost a fan and a Fable 4 sale.

@Stevetrop Man of Mystery

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

@SteveoftheGods

A year away and they've already shown game play footage of an epic battle with a Hydra? Capcom, you officially have my attention.

@Cadattack123
These screens take me back to the Oblivion days when the environments were so good I'd just stop and take a wondrous look around every once in a while. I remember climbing to the top of the highest mountain in that game. There was a metal spike in the ground and that was the only thing that denoted I had reached the top of the map. So I sat there for a night, just me and that rod watching the sun come up. That's what she said.