Osko

Martin Short. He's always funny and he writes down stories so he has things to tell.

Best line: If wishes were horses I'd be eating wish meat every night.

Doesn't Jimmy Fallon always say that the hosts choose the skits?

First, it's Besos y LagrimAs.
Jennifer Lopez's singing was off key and she yelled a lot. Also her Spanish is not that good.

My roommate can't play Flower because he's colorblind.

Mi Agüita Amarilla is a song about a guy who drinks a lot of beer ("more than 40" he thinks). He goes to the urinal and starts thinking about what will happen to his pee, including being part of the river where the sun will condense the water and form clouds and it will rain his yellow water.